Professor: Who do you think is the most intelligent person alive?
Dude 1: Stephen Hawkings!
Dude 2: Bill Gates
Dude 3: Trupek!
Professor: Anyone not in science?
Dude 4: Conductor mumblmuble!
Me: The Dalai Lama!
Me (taken aback): um...I dunno...he sounds smart and stuff. and he knows like 5 languages...(made this up)
*Professor continues lecture*
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HE ASKED???
I hate being singled out in class.
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“…I am lazy, sadly, like everybody, and a coward, like everybody. But nobody was ever hurt by me.” “…You are a stupid coward if you say, “Oof, it’s not me, it’s God.” This removes any self-responsibility.” So much of what he writes really resonates with me. I can see points where he’s a little hypocritical and his logic less than thought through but...